Population | 8.736 billion |
Capital | Zavutsk |
Leader | Feodor Alexandrov |
Currency | tschekov |
Animal | Trakehner |
The People's Republic of Eastern Valskovia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Feodor Alexandrov with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.736 billion Eastern Valskovians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zavutsk. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Eastern Valskovian economy, worth 761 trillion tschekovs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Average income is 87,156 tschekovs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Helicopter parenting is on the rise, Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eastern Valskovia's national animal is the Trakehner, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Eastern Valskovia is ranked 36,780th in the world and 1,269th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 76 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Khoik.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Eastern Valskovia's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Following new legislation in Eastern Valskovia, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Gold Militaristic Republic of Star Winter.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : Eastern Valskovia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Eralan.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 182 » Empy, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Zeternia, Ethnon, Great Bights Mum, Koda-Land, Corfad, Nistriabar, Unshleepd, Dreadton, Shibutani, The Iron Lions, Siwale, North Bratislava, Xagill, PotatoFarmers, Aeolist, Seenvorland, Maott, Pallaith, Frances Francis the First of France, Loutsland, Sikol, Wineclaw, Xentherida, Sil Dorsett, Former English Colony, Prydania, Kranostav, Simone Republic, Vincone Cae, Votak Matim, Malta Comino Gozo, Wilkshire, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Bankowiata, Ozstan, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Pasargad, The Jerichowan Country, Singamadri, AmManies, New Trisone, Advancia-Sizzletown, Hellsinky, Kwaj, Holy Marcus Empire, KAP03land, and 132 others.Cobolica, Bornodia, Parpyduckland, Atrito, The Arverni Lands, Oannia, Bagojo, Regallio, Varisland, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Inspiratus, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, The Austro Germanic Union, Chukstik Illahi, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Chipoli, New-Ferytland, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Nationeer, Racoda, Darkanistan, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Laforeia, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Harjad, Ellbonnia, IHateRights, Gorundu, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Esperonia, Southern Moosetopia, Laurendon, Austro-Bavarian States, Marlducro, Catalis, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Arucaria, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, TamilPesum, Ishtimbine, Pinky Queen, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Ayuzhhhhh, Petronellania, Bedsonya, Ovekisu, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, Blyskalia, Notyoutopia, Rex Republic, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Federation of Vanguard, Inclement Space, Bodhisva, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Lionsroar, Izern, Kingdom of Time, Sindoesia, Bardopia, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Zandos, Love Shack, Eurocom, Alire, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Alogiada, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Segesta, Individualist Catopia, Illusia and Neverendia, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Zelenaya Dolina, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Eludmonden, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Gragadoia, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Ardok, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, Ubeland, Hyphen, The New Oceanic States, Eralan, The Resoland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Khoik, and Tragesch Firwat.